lesbian

You both like vegan.

You: Hi. I'm Adam, here to chat or argue. Why're you here?

Stranger: looking for other vegans lol

Stranger: but mostly just get argues

You: wait really?

You: you get arguments?

You: on this tag???

Stranger: ya it's mostly "oh you're unhealthy" and "I wanna force feed you mcdonalds"

Stranger: I find it funny tho

Stranger: I hardly ever take anything personal

You: what?

You: that's crazy!

You: that never happens to me

Stranger: lol

You: what do you say?

You: I need to find this idiots

Stranger: normally just why does it affect you

Stranger: are you overt "meat is murder" or a subtle vegan?

You: suffering

You: I'm against the suffering

Stranger: me too

Stranger: age location?

You: 24

You: Wisconsin, US

Stranger: damn, cheese country, everyone must hate you

You: lol

You: ya, I've had a coworker say how she

You: tries to eat more dairy products

You: because we're in Wisconsin

Stranger: in the civil war the wisconsin troops were the special forces of the north

Stranger: the iron brigade

You: I didn't know that

Stranger: it's ok I'm very random

You: cool stuff

Stranger: it was the 6th, 7th, and 12 Wisconsin and 19th Indiana

You: So what do you do for a living?

Stranger: insurance office

You: fun stuff =p

Stranger: money's great, just cant spend it

You: why?

You: and I'm an engineering student

Stranger: because people pay the company insurance alot more then your salary

Stranger: it's a joke

You: ah

Stranger: (end of joke laugh here)

You: ha...meh

You: lol

Stranger: what kinda engineering?

You: electrical

Stranger: ZAP

Stranger: wrong wire

Stranger: lol

You: =)

Stranger: if you dont know ohm.....go the F**K home

You: V = IR

Stranger: so what are you like 19?

You: 24

You: are you 20?

Stranger: lol I'm 20x1.5 years old

You: that would be 30

Stranger: yay smart one

Stranger: so raised vegan or converted?

You: converted

You: ~ Effective Altruism

Stranger: that's sweet

Stranger: family give you a hard time?

You: um...

You: not really

Stranger: "noah....cant you just be gay....that would be much better, you're breaking mommy's heart"

Stranger: LOL

You: haaa

You: that was pretty funny

Stranger: lol

You: do you have hobbies/

Stranger: I do....guitar/piano/swimming/yoga/classic video games (nothing much after the 16 bit era but some modern ones are good)/nice long walks

You: sounds good

You: I was a swimmer

You: Do you have kids?

Stranger: nope, I'm kinda too much of a lesbian to really want kids

You: haha

You: wait what?

Stranger: 30 f canada

You: why does that mean you don't want kids?

Stranger: just no desire for it....I already have like 9 kids.....sold my eggs to pay for college, have a genetic legacy, dont really want to be a mom personally

You: ya, I don't want kids too

You: just busten your balls

You: How much did they go for?

You: ~ your eggs

Stranger: I dont say but it was enough to graduate university debt free and have a down payment on a nice condo

You: can you just give me a ballpark

You: I have no idea

Stranger: like 80K ish

You: JESUS

You: =000000000

Stranger: not many are willing to do it...supply and demand.....high price for those who do

You: ah, that makes a lot of sense

Stranger: and I did multiple times

You: is that for one time?

Stranger: no that was overall

You: oh, ok

You: and do you ever notice how Ben Affleck is in movies where he flips a lesbian?

Stranger: lol that's a myth

Stranger: a true lesbian cant be flipped, some women claiming to be lesbian are just casually bisexual until a man they like comes along

You: yaaa....but at the time...in movie land

You: they were lesbian

Stranger: I'm a true/blue/dyed in the wool lesbian.....I was sneaking peaks at older girls in the locker room since like 9

You: can I ask you a very personal question?

Stranger: you sure can

Stranger: lol

Stranger: high cut briefs

Stranger: :P

You: so do you ever use a strap on?

Stranger: yes, I'm versatile for wearing or taking it

Stranger: some dont wanna wear it, some only want to wear it

Stranger: I'm 50-50

You: and you're still solely a lesbian then?

Stranger: ya, pretty much

Stranger: a guy would have to be submissive for me to date him

You: I just mean for sex

Stranger: ya, not into sex with guys

Stranger: would you suck a dick?

You: lol

You: I was talking to this one girl here

You: and she was saying how she likes to do that

You: ...altruistic blowjobs

Stranger: lol

Stranger: altruistic pussy licking for you?

You: well, the difference is that guys take forever to do it properly

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wanna learn how to lick properly?

You: definitely

You: spill the beans

You: to getting at her bean

Stranger: make a circle with your mouth, then form a tight seal on the top of her pussy right over the clit hood, suck on it and push your tongue in a rhythm