You: So you're the babysitter?
Stranger: Hmm no I'd rather you be the babysitter and me be the child
You: What??
You: Really?
You: I was thinking some dad scenario going on
You: BUT DAMN
You: that's kinda messed up
You: :p
Stranger: I mean I'm of age
You: I know
Stranger: Just playing a fourteen year old ish little gal
You: oh, you said
You: "I'd"
You: I see you meant "you'd"
You: or wait
You: nope, you said it right
You: I just read it wrong
You: Commas!
Stranger: OH I know what you reread
Stranger: read*
Stranger: Sorry darling
You: ok, babe
Stranger: So are you okay with this?
You: yep, that could be pretty erotic
Stranger: Oookie!
You: also reminds me of that movie with keanu reeves
You: ...Knock Knock 2015
Stranger: But I'll be pretty young so I'm innocent and don't really understand what sex is sooooo you're gonna have to trick me
You: lol
You: I was thinking it a bit differently...as though
You: I resisted for a while
You: but as you kept persisting in different alluring ways, I eventually give in
Stranger: Also shall I start?
You: here?
Stranger: Yeh
You: um, I'd rather do Skype or something less fake
Stranger: Fake?
You: ya, being text and all
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